Rebirth issue #1: Sprite gives girl facial...

My boy Sean sent me this and damn it was right on time!...Those of you who know me personally, know that anything that involves sex is of interest to me - particularly if it is also includes blatant sexual innuendos...I'd like to thank Germany...You'll see why, after the jump...Ich Liebe Sprite!

.FIN

Bang Bang...Literally...

This is effing awesome!!...I am imagining role playing foreplay with Brian...I start off by...Uh uh...I'll never tell...But for now it's just a fantasy as it is just a concept from Designer Masayuki Takahashi...Damn you Takahashi...Damn you, you bastard!!...
.FIN

Some poetry...For that ass...

Well, this blog is gaining a wee bit of attention (thanks DMVernon, Maada, and Brad Piff!!) so I feel it's mighty right time for me to share a little it more of my crazy self...I am doing this for some feedback and also because I think it's only fair to get to know the person who writes this blog a little bit mo betta...I'm almost done with my first book (entitled 'The Mad Rantings of a MySpace Blogger') and I'll be posting excerpts here until it's published...PLEASE give me some feedback...So let's start with some poetry (my forte), then I'll post some actual excerpts later...

And I have juxtaposed these words to fit in justly with my jurisdiction

The jury has judged and the vicious verdict is in

Decidededly I aligned myself with the mishaps of misalignments of decisions dedicated deliciously to the delicacies of my own tastes

Because of this I am brooding and bleeding on the shelf of self recognition and bequeathed to the beastiality of my broken belittlement

See, I've sown these seeds and sewn my sight shut to the salaciousness of my own insalubrious deeds

Woe is me as I wane in worthyness and wax in wanting

The ebb anf flow of the tide of my actions

roister ..ROY-stur.., intransitive verb:

1. To engage in boisterous merrymaking; to revel; to carouse.
2. To bluster; to swagger.

I am alive in this moment 
And roistering on a roster featuring rowdy renditions of resuscitated beings
Reveling in raunchy repetitions
That lead to rememories I can replay on the movie screen of my mental
Damn the sex smells good 
And I am seething in the soothing sensations that seduce me singularly
Vocal chords reaching voluminous notes
Ringing through the halls of Aphrodite's temple
As I dance on the drawbridge of desire
Roistering with a swagger comparable to none

.FIN

Nintendo Wii...The Dirty Version...

I must admit, playing the Nintendo Wii is probably one of my favorite past times (I'm cracked out on the new Rock Band)...I swear the people at Nintendo were reading my mind when they created WiiFit and now I'm starting to believe they actually are in my head...In steps the Wiimote sex toy...There's really not much information on this utter genious-ness...No game info or any indication of what games it will work with...In all actuality the company that's manufacturing it seems a little illustriously creepy if only for the fact that this is NOT coming from Japan but instead Denmark and that there are only photos, a date, email address and the statement "We search man and woman for a commercial"...I bet they do...

*Side note: Unless the male version is made out of some sort of super expandable materials, it's safe to say it may not be a good WiiFIT (yes, I'm lame at times) for any of the dudes I know...Oh well, more fun for Mii*

.Flipside