Maada says the fotog is OFISHAL...

What's the general consensus?....

.FIN

Brain game time!!...

Thought this blog was just a mindless piece of randomness now didn't ya?...Someone sent me this a while back and I revisited it today...In all honesty...Meh...It fucked with me a bit...I'm spreading the mind-fuckery now...*Chuckle*

What's that creepin' in the middle of the squares dunny?

Yo, I swear these jonts are movin'...
I know the text is mad blurry but basically stare at the four dots in the middle of the flick for about 30-40 secs then stare at a blank wall and blink your eyes a couple times...Big baby Jesus is watching...
.FIN

Gnarls Barkley is RIDIC son!!!!

Wow...This is the newest crack ass (and I mean that in a good way) video by Gnarls Barkley called "Who's gonna save my soul now?", and it is eyefucking the SHIT outta me...Not to mention I am in deep sorrow and emo-land...Damn my dudes, is that really what happens??...I'm sorry to all my exes...

"She doesn't want your heart, but YOU can't have it either" - James

.FIN

Slap bracelet revamped for the phuturephunk...

Remember those annoying and somewhat painful slap bracelets of the 80's that got banned somewhere along the line cuz kids were like seriously slitting their wrists on the thing?...Well, believe it or not; China's Chocolate Agency has created the slap bracelet of the future...instead of just being a plain 'ole metal band wrapped in ridiculously fluorescent hues; these new age bracelets will feature full multimedia functionality on e-paper...the illest part is that this device won't even need recharging because it runs on kinetic energy....so go ahead ya'll...get slap happy...
.FIN

Bert and Ernie ante up!!...

I KNEW Bert and Ernie had some gangsta up in 'em...No homo...Err...Perhaps SOME homo...I recall some connotations...Anyway, for now we'll just stick with the no homo gangsta...ANTE UP!!

.FIN

HOEgaarden...The white beer...

Random calamity or coincidence?...Nuff said...

.FIN

iPhone just got even MORE God-Like...WooChile!...

In the world of the uber/nouveau riche this is a drop in the bucket for Daddy's little 'Princess' (In whichever since of 'Daddy' your mind can conjure up...I know where mine went...SPANK ME DADDY!...Don't be shocked, this IS BeautiFoul, afterall)...Anyway, so this company in the UK named Amosu Ultimo Diamond has made the world's most expensive iPhone just for the rich bitches(and I mean that in the most endearing manner) and ballin' ass men with a price tag just over $177,000 - which is sure to get you a few head turns, jealous stares and/or rolls around the bed...take your pick...So the specs...Well, for starters, it's an iPhone...The glorified God-Phone of them all...*Side Note: In case you didn't know this already, iPhone is available in Germany currently through T-Mobile and T-Mobile USA is currently in talks with Apple to bring it to A-fucking-Merica soon too!...I damn near wanted to touch myself when I heard this - I'll keep you posted on any advances since I'm stalking it like MySpace...haha...you like that one...Laugh dammit!...End Aside*...So this masterpiece has 1179, 16.18 carat diamonds and features 458 diamonds caked around the flat-front face, while the rear bottom case is made of 18 carat solid white gold encrusted with 660 diamonds....Just to add a tad bit more detail they put 61 diamonds in the Apple logo...UGH!...Talk about Icy/Chilly/Froze/Frijo...My salivary glands are going NUTS!!

And in case there was a slight chance you wouldn't receive instant dome from the phone alone, it comes with one year’s complimentary VIP International Concierge Service which focuses on ‘accessing the inaccessible’...The concierge service is available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and will save the Amosu Luxury customer time, hassle and money and will afford you the opportunity to get damn near any luxury item you can imagine, from front row seats at fashion shows to chartered yachts...And if the royal penis isn't clean enough Your Highness, they've gone ahead and included ownership of a Luxury Network VIP Privilege card that is accepted by Lamborghini UK, Bombardier Skyjet International, Sunseeker Yachts, Oliver Sweeney, Holland and Holland, Selfridges and Ascot Horse racing...Now THAT'S and iPhone...For that ass...

.FIN

AntennaMag's Jonin' on 'A'Life...

Missed a day (flakin').

Alife has been hella prolific with the callabos over the past year, here's the latest with Reebok featuring packs for both men and women in various colors...There is an ERS 5000 II for men that comes in three colorways with one color uppers and colorful midsoles and laces...The Ventilator, Freestyle Hi (my personal  fave) and Pro Legacy Mid women's pack comes in Black, white and gray with sprinked midsoles and laces...More pictures on the Alife NYC site (where you can also purchase) and after the jump...

THIS is my all time favorite Alife callabo...The holy grail of Alife callabos in my mind...*Cue God's Chorus*...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

.FIN

Vans x Dave the Chimp...CRACK!!

Coming soon on an Aja near you!!...

Vans announces a collaboration this Fall with renowned UK street artist Dave The Chimp.

This capsule collection includes a reworking of the Mid Skool Pro alongside two t-shirts utilizing bright neon colors and Chimp’s instantly recognizable characters and cartoon eyes. Special attention has been paid to detailing including tattooed toes on the inner footbed, which are mirrored through the trademark Vans waffle sole in crystal clear rubber. Chimp believes the majority of people go through life asleep and it’s been his mission for over a decade through fanzines and street art to wake people up, switch on their brains and get them thinking for themselves! Walking his own path, but keeping one beady eye on what’s happening in the streets. Chimp’s first shoe for Vans also relates to today’s club kids, whose eye catching dress sense evokes a reaction from the rest of society – a way to prove they exist, to show they are really alive, really living.

The pack will be released September 2008.
Check out more detailed images of the Vans x Dave The Chimp Mid Skool Pro and the t-shirts out of this collaboration after the jump.

Vans x Dave the Chimp MidSkool Pro
Vans x Dave The Chimp

Via HighSnobiety

AntennaMag's Jonin' on 'A'ccessories...

Something you may not know, but Antenna Magazine is one of my favorite urban glossies (well actually, it's more mat, but whatever; you get the picture) if soley bsed on the fact that the entire thing features ill products based on letters of the alphabet...being an alliterative poet, I fucking love this shit...meh, sue me...To give homage to a mecca of the alphabet, I've decided to feature one antenna mag provided category (til I run out of letters and products) and my own personal pick for a product, starting with the letter 'A' (duh)...Which, if I might add, is the greatest letter in the entire alphabet and I've got two of them bitches in my name (coincidence?...I think not)...Let the alphaphilia begin....

The 80's really have come around full circle...I ain't gonna lie, I'm lovin' it...I'm a 80's baby after all...The latest addition to the craze is brought to you courtesy of Bijules NYC...these fingernail rings are a throwback of the 14K gold nails women used to rock on their pinkies in the 80's a la pimp style...I don't know about ya'll but these are WAY fresher than the one's back then...Imma go cop...And get my pimp game on...

*P.S.* I had a nightmare with the Fruit Stripes Gum zebra in it...Yeah I know, scary...And dude kept unzipping his skin - and it WASN'T colorful zebra stripes underneath...Scarred for life, I tell ya =(

.FIN

For your inner child or if A.D.D. hits ya (I wanna take ya pitcha)...

I need this just off the strength that I suffer from both 'perpetual child-itis' and A.D.D...And for the puny price of $7.99 a pack, I can buy a few and build an ultra mongo-mega-magnanimous straw thing and sass the shit out of ALL OTHER STRAWS!!...*presume evil cackle*...

.FIN

Yikes!!...Stripes!!...Miss Honnaaaaaaayyyyy!!..

Fruit stripes gum...Remember that Zebra trippin' off some hallucinogen type gum?? (*Look for the video after the jump*)!!...Yaks!...Egats!...I KNOW YOU HEAR ME CALLIN' YOU MISS HONAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!...This was random...And yet exponentially appreciated...Reminiscent of the ole ' Imma rape you, Imma kill you and Imma eat yo fucking costume...Thanks Micci!...I can rest easy now..Ah, this random life...

I consider this A/V heroin...

Though it's relatively difficult to say that I have a hands down 'favorite' track on the new N.E.R.D. album, 'Seeing Sounds'; I CAN say that this is in the tippy top of the faves...It's called 'My Drive Thru' and it features up and coming artist Santogold, Pharrell and Julian Casablancas from 'The Strokes'...The video is genious and would hold it's own without the audio (You should try this, it's a pleasant surprise)...Truly the personification of 'Seeing Sounds'...

.FIN
"One question, what's your impression? With a walk like this you know I'm a big presence. So make your move real slow my mind's a weapon. I said just move in slow no second guessing" -Santogold

Hi-Tech, Artistic, Rad, Radiohead type CRACK!!...

Ok, so anyone who knows me knows I'm a GIGANTIC Radiohead fan (As a matter of fact I just saw them for the first time live and crossed one off my 'bucket list' *sigh* & *tear*) and I have been waiting like the end of the war for their latest video to drop so I could watch with eyes full of child-like delight...Wait no more...It has arrived...The video is for the song "House of Cards" and was shot with no cameras or lights but instead (in typical Radiohead innovative style) it was shot with lasers (Check the 'Making Of' video after the jump)...And get this...You can download the visualizer which will allow you to manipulate the data to adjust the image and rotate around the objects in real-time...I'm pretty sure I'll never get any real work done now...And I don't curr...

Weekend Galavalants...

Coming soon...'Twas fun had by all...Here's a preview of just how much...

Hocus Pocus Chess set - A must have...

A Chess Set inspired by the novel 'Alice through the Looking Glass' where the pieces magically turn transparent when they touch the board.

In ‘Alice through the Looking Glass’ by Lewis Carroll, Alice falls through a mirror and on the other side of the mirror, she becomes a piece in a game of chess. Inspired by this, the chess pieces have an opaque mirror finish, when they touch the surface of the board they magically turn transparent and reveal the identity of the piece contained inside them. When removed from the board they revert to being opaque, hiding the identity of the piece.
This is a comment on how a chess piece has no value unless it is in play on the board. If removed from the board, a pawn and a queen are equal, in that neither have any value.
The theme of 'Alice through the Looking Glass' is the difference between the real world and the world behind the mirror. In keeping with this theme there is a contrast between the unlit mirrored piece and the clear glass piece. Each unlit mirrored piece is a smooth and modern shape. Each lit piece is clear glass, with the negative shape of a traditional, delicate Staunton chess piece enclosed within it. In the book the White Knight talks about how he thinks better when he is upside down. In a reference, the White Knights in the set only work when they are placed upside down. This joke is hidden to all but those who know the background of the chess set.

The Chessboard is made out of LightPoints a material manufactured by Schott, which is glass that has LED's embedded in it; the pieces are coated with Mirona, a Material that turns transparent when light shines through it. When the piece is placed on the board it completes the circuit and lights up the LED under it turning it transparent, like magic.
This product was designed in response to a brief set by Schott UK Ltd. for Final year students of Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design.

Via Yasmin Sethi

Solar Powered Sea Limo????

The Solar Powered Sea Limousine designed and developed by Dennis Ingemansson. This idea is based on "The World" located in Dubai - a society with new needs of marine transportation between artificial islands. The World is a man-made archipelago of 300 islands constructed in the shape of a world map and located 4 kilometres (2.5 miles) off the coast. This concept powered with solar cells integrated in the window skin and moves forward with hovercraft. This vehicle is controlled by a satellite navigation system, therefore no human pilot. This concept deliver a new dimension of discrete sea limousine in terms of luxury yacht design.

Via LikeCool

Ummmmm...50 Megapixels??...

Yeah, this camera just sassed the shit outta your camera (especially mine)...High-quality uber deluxe camera-maker Hasselblad one-upped it's previous stunna of a 39 megapixel with the H3DII-50; a DSLR camera featuring a 3-inch display and 50-megapixel CCD sensor from Kodak that is able to generate 300MB files at 1frame per second (whew chile!)...And all of this can be yours for the highly affordable price of just over $37,000...oh and while you're out spending your pocket change, scoop me one too...Your philanthropy is greatly appreciated...

Gucci timepiece of the future...

Apparently high-tech bracelets are what's poppin' in the future...Boy am I glad I ran into this masterpiece...A Gucci concept bracelet watch with a sliding glass LED display, designed by Nuno Oliveira...I'm liking the direction wearable technology is going in...and who better to set the precedent than Gucci...I'm hoping we'll be seeing this sooner than later...

Wonder woman would most DEF be jealous...

Ok, so ya'll know I'm all about the futuristic watches, and in my quest for the latest and greatest in time pieces to make you fly as you wanna be, I came across this sexy bitch...It's called the Luna Watch and it's made of crystal, stainless steel and some sort of expensive ass garnet called 'Spessartite' (I dunno and don't you dare ask, I ain't no gemologist and I ain't tryna be neither...gimme diamonds, I know the heck outta them though). At first they just appear to be a pair of fly ass bangles; to tell time, you just touch the two contact points (a la Wonderwoman, hence why she'd be jealous) and time seems to magically float inside the crystal.
Yeah I know, it's pretty simplistic in its function but I'd say it's rather aesthetically pleasing. Apparently the designer, John Pszeniczny, is planning on making it in a variety of different colours with coordinating gems. Not sure where to cop 'em yet, but be on the lookout...

My orbit has diamonds in it...

I like watches - A LOT...I was brought up instilled with the notion that every man should have a good watch...So I pretty much obsessively search for the latest and greatest in men's watch couture (perhaps pseudo looking for that 'good man'?....psssht!)...This watch surpasses that of a Rolex or Movado branding simply based on technologic advance and sleekness...Dubbed “The Universe”, this watch is the latest design by artist Ramei Keum...It's elegant simplicity at its' best...The face is centered by a cluster of rubies and circled by two diamond satellites (reminiscent of the old inner workings of a Seiko kinetic)...I'd give any man wearing this a SERIOUS eye...Yadadamean??!!

She makes it RAIN...

Inappropriate...But...This little girl was gettin' it IN :-/

Preserve your artistic 'Yahmeanery'...

Come out and support the man who is seriously putting DC on the map musically, at Love (the club) this Saturday...If you're as cool as my homie Dizzy (or cool by default cuz you're in NYC), you can also go to the NYC show on Sunday Wale is doing at S.O.B's with legendary DC Go-Go Band UCB, Blu & Exile...If you haven't already, download the 10.Deep X Wale 'The Mixtape About Nothing' (While you're there, also download the leaked track Wale did with Kid Kudi from the upcoming 10.Deep X Kid Kudi mixtape called 'Is There Any Love')...It's free...It's crack...And if you don't get up on it, I will personally come and open a can of whoop ass on ya...Oh wait, you might like that...Get familiar...

.Flipside

Nintendo Wii...The Dirty Version...

I must admit, playing the Nintendo Wii is probably one of my favorite past times (I'm cracked out on the new Rock Band)...I swear the people at Nintendo were reading my mind when they created WiiFit and now I'm starting to believe they actually are in my head...In steps the Wiimote sex toy...There's really not much information on this utter genious-ness...No game info or any indication of what games it will work with...In all actuality the company that's manufacturing it seems a little illustriously creepy if only for the fact that this is NOT coming from Japan but instead Denmark and that there are only photos, a date, email address and the statement "We search man and woman for a commercial"...I bet they do...

*Side note: Unless the male version is made out of some sort of super expandable materials, it's safe to say it may not be a good WiiFIT (yes, I'm lame at times) for any of the dudes I know...Oh well, more fun for Mii*

.Flipside

Even the most beautiful girl can be foul...

Welcome to my blog...The most rad/awesome/rockin'/fab/sweet/cool/fresh/dope blog you'll ever see in your life...It's so sexy you're gonna wanna touch yourself when you read it...You may even feel compelled to lick the screen...Go ahead...Don't fight the temptation, but might I suggest you lick a stranger instead...Whatever you do, don't lick the Ficus Benjamina (yes, Benjamina...I drop knowledge not bombs), it'll kill you...Aiight blokes...Clearly there will be some craziness here, a lot of knowledge and a shitload of stuff to help you preserve your 'yahmeanery' (Many thanks to the homie Wale for providing my most overused term)...Also stay tuned for all things beautiful yet foul within their own beauty...You have arrived...

.Flipside