In the world of the uber/nouveau riche this is a drop in the bucket for Daddy's little 'Princess' (In whichever since of 'Daddy' your mind can conjure up...I know where mine went...SPANK ME DADDY!...Don't be shocked, this IS BeautiFoul, afterall)...Anyway, so this company in the UK named Amosu Ultimo Diamond has made the world's most expensive iPhone just for the rich bitches(and I mean that in the most endearing manner) and ballin' ass men with a price tag just over $177,000 - which is sure to get you a few head turns, jealous stares and/or rolls around the bed...take your pick...
So the specs...Well, for starters, it's an iPhone...The glorified God-Phone of them all...*Side Note: In case you didn't know this already, iPhone is available in Germany currently through T-Mobile and T-Mobile USA is currently in talks with Apple to bring it to A-fucking-Merica soon too!...I damn near wanted to touch myself when I heard this - I'll keep you posted on any advances since I'm stalking it like MySpace...haha...you like that one...Laugh dammit!...End Aside*...So this masterpiece has 1179, 16.18 carat diamonds and features 458 diamonds caked around the flat-front face, while the rear bottom case is made of 18 carat solid white gold encrusted with 660 diamonds....Just to add a tad bit more detail they put 61 diamonds in the Apple logo...UGH!...Talk about Icy/Chilly/Froze/Frijo...My salivary glands are going NUTS!!And in case there was a slight chance you wouldn't receive instant dome from the phone alone, it comes with one year’s complimentary VIP International Concierge Service which focuses on ‘accessing the inaccessible’...The concierge service is available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and will save the Amosu Luxury customer time, hassle and money and will afford you the opportunity to get damn near any luxury item you can imagine, from front row seats at fashion shows to chartered yachts...And if the royal penis isn't clean enough Your Highness, they've gone ahead and included ownership of a Luxury Network VIP Privilege card that is accepted by Lamborghini UK, Bombardier Skyjet International, Sunseeker Yachts, Oliver Sweeney, Holland and Holland, Selfridges and Ascot Horse racing...Now THAT'S and iPhone...For that ass...
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